Wedding hair trial for the socially inept

Google and general life experience tells me that weddings are quite important to women. It is their chance to be a princess for a day bla bla bla.

The other day I had my wedding hair trial. I thought maybe I’d have that princess moment and realise what all the fuss is about, because up until now I’ve been all about the marriage and the wedding is just something that has to be done to get there.

From research I discovered that most hair trials go like this…

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Despite my best intentions, and a trip to Peckham for hair extensions, my bridal hair trial ended like this…

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Weddings are just way too serious.

Eat your heart out Conchita.